Christmas Jokes
Knock, knock
Who's there?

Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!


Santa's sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, "Can you give me a hand?"

"Sorry," the motorist replied. "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a podiatrist."

"Well, can you give me a foot?" 


They say in the first part in the song Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer there are only 8 reindeer but there are really 12.

First there is Rudolf, of course. 

Then there is Olive, the other reindeer. 

Then there is Howe -  Howe the reindeer loved him. 

Finally there is Andy, who shouted out with glee. 

There are 12 reindeer in all. 


Knock, knock
Who's there?

Gladis
Gladis who?

Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!


Knock, knock
Who's there?

Irish
Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!


Knock, knock
Who's there?

Sandy
Sandy who?

Sandy Claus!


Knock, knock
Who's there?

Mary
Mary who?

Mary Christmas!


Knock, knock
Who's there?

Snow
Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!